1Squeeze Anton

With Eminem's presence sorely missed in the hip-hop scene, the least bit of news about him makes fans and media alike go crazy. The latest rumor surrounding the Detroit MC was that he had ballooned to more than 200 pounds. Word on the street is that Slim Fast even came out and publicly offered him an endless supply of its dietary drink — and a spokesman position!

2Hangman's Dance

5 ways to make an impact as a new employee (without being seen as a brownnoser, bulldozer or brat)

3Get Off Yor Ass

The Dallas Desperados beat the Orlando Predators 70-49 to avenge a loss during last season's Arena Football League playoffs.

4Bastard Breed (Intro) Scorn Of

Dee4leeds from the always almighty Three R's continues to be first with the LOST mobisodes using his proven review/recap/rant hybrid for the 11th mobisode: Jin Has a Temper-Tantrum On the Golf Course

5Hideous Headchopping

On vous l'annoncait, 2008 sera l'annee des ultra portables, en avant premiere le petit de Lenovo. Deux photos leakö?es.

6Bigheaded Bastard

Video Preview Features The Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass * The stylus makes controlling Link easier than ever. Tap on the screen to make Link move, or sweep the stylus around him to swing the sword. * Players can even draw a path for his boomerang and send it flying into hard-to-reach targets. *...

7What Mankind Creates

This video from the nonpartisan and nonprofit group Why Tuesday? explains "Super Tuesday" and more.

8Sieg Shit

And to think, The New Republic claimed to have double-checked everything the other day. "Col. Steven Boylan, Public Affairs Officer for U.S. Army Commanding General in Iraq David Petraeus, just emailed me the following in response to my request to confirm an earlier report that the U.S. Army's investigation into the claims made by PV-2 Scott"

9Distrust and Abuse

Spears' family members seem to be coming out of the woodwork to give their two cents worth on the family dynamic. According to June Spears, paternal grandfather of Brit and Jamie Lynn, their mother Lynne is not coping well with the pending birth ...

10Destroy To Create

A 14-year-old girl said she didn't care whether she got a criminal record after staging a protest against whaling at the Japanese Embassy in London.

11Megalomanic Stupidity

Democrat AFL-CIO unions VS the U.S. lawsuit, U.S. District Judge Maxine Chesney granted restraining order prohibiting notices to stop hiring illegals when "no-match" of SS#. Appointed to San Francisco Municipal then Superior Courts by Governor Jerry Brown. In 1995, President Clinton appointed her to the United States District Court N CA.

12Theatric Symbolisation Of Life

Nintendo has bought an 80% stake in the Japanese Monolith Soft stock from Namco Bandai, who will keep their 16% holdings in the game developer. Monolith Soft of Xenosaga and Baten Kaitos Origins fame are currently developing an unknown Wii RPG, possibly Baten Kaitos DS, and certainly the upcoming Wii game Disaster: Day of Crisis.

13Triple Murder Flesh

Elephant receives massive dose of LSD to see if it induces temporary madness, aircraft passengers told they are about to die in crash make more mistakes in written test, two-headed dogs created by Soviet surgeon, above, but die within a month.

14Technological Boom - Technolic

Eagles hold 'Skins to a field goal on five snaps inside 7 in key series. The Redskins gained 361 yards against the Eagles Sunday, but could not gouge out the one they really needed -- the one that likely would have secured the victory.

15Hate Birth

Published Oct 11, 2007 - 15:24:58 CDT. Two stars: Unpleasantly vulgar remake of 1972 relationship comedy never quite clicks. The Farrelly brothers' schtick is getting pretty tiresome ... and it wasn't that good to begin with.

16Lack Of Personality

Moraga, Calif. - Drake coach Keno Davis knew that St. Mary's has been mentioned as a possible NCAA Tournament team. He also knew that they were big, and felt that the Gaels were talented and well-coached.

17For White Lies

A 61-year-old man was arrested today after he tried to smuggle 36 pounds of cocaine at the Bridge of the Americas. An inspection revealed 14 bundles weighing 36 pounds. The estimated value of the cocaine is $1,080,000.

18Confront Your Image

Most southern Franklin County polls experienced a steady flow of voters as polls opened at 7 this morning, although there was little chatter among voters about the races.

19Well Of Happiness

Boise State University has turned down some veterans' requests for a 21-gun salute on Veterans Day. University officials say it might alarm bystanders.

20Bigheaded Bastard

Microsoft Office Acces 2007 Enterprise 2007 Excel 2007 Groove 2007 InfoPath 2007 OneNote 2007 Outlook 2007 PowerPoint 2007 Professional Plus 2007 Project professional 2007 Project Standard 2007 Publisher 2007 SharePoint Designer 2007 Standard 2007 Visio Professional 2007 Visio Standard 2007

21Hate Birth

Leaf peepers rejoice! After a dry summer and fall, the days have shortened, triggering a hurricane of leaf color across the state. This season's colors seem to me more brilliant than ever and there are some superior views to be had in our area.

22Musicianship - Musicianshit

THE BALD SOPRANO Eugene Ionesco?s brilliant absurdist farce unfolds in a universe dislodged from logic and even common sense. Yet, even in this bizarre world, a good laugh is still a good laugh, thanks to director Frederique Michel?s assured staging that comes marbled in cool irony.

23Europe's Fairy Tale

Santa Claus Gets Into The Holiday Spirit Courtesy Of A Frisky Kitten

24Sentimental Hypocrisy

Sachin Khurana, Vanraj of fantasy serial Chandramukhi experienced his first fall courtesy his driver.

25Black Clouds Determinate

Lara Saves Class S Win For Kolbe Cathedral ? By the end of Monday's Class S boys soccer final against Kolbe Cathedral, all Cromwell forward Pat Boucher could do was shake his head.

26Mister Hardcore Syndrome

27Birds (Poem) - Agarchy

Portland police and the Downtown Public Safety Action Committee Tuesday morning hailed a recent Old Town drug enforcement effort, but warned that a lack of officers would make similar efforts difficult in the future. A two-week undercover drug sting operation during September in the several-block ...

28Ubermensch Hilarity

I don't know how close John Fox is to losing his job. But if New Orleans beats Carolina on Sunday, he'll be closer. Fox has been solid in his six seasons with Carolina. He was a stranger when the Panthers hired him in 2002. Most fans had hoped for a celebrity coach such as Steve Spurrier. Fox immediately endeared himself to the team and, soon, to the town. He told his players, who had lost 15 ...

29Teachers

Oakland Section playoffs Silver Bowl No. 2 McClymonds (4-6-1) vs. No. 1 Castlemont (6-5) at Laney College, 1 p.m. Friday Briefly: Castlemont is appearing in its first Silver Bowl in the 27-year history of the game. McClymonds has won the past two Silver Bowls...

30Mutilated Regurgitator

... on Fire / I'm Bugged / New Town Animal in a Furnished Cage / Spinning ideas or are underdeveloped ("I'm Bugged," "New Town Animal in a Furnished Cage" ...